Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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