don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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