Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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