i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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