If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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