I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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