I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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