Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Bang-toberfest begins!!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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