So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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