im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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