Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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