i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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