But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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