Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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