I like to think it a success when the cops are called
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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