i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He passed out mid-signature
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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