no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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