Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
two words: eviction party
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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