I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We have started to decorate penises.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
