Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
