What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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