even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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