yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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