My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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