I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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