i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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