Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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