i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
