Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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