oh god the rape fog is back!
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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