We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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