Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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