Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Did I show you my penis last night?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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