And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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