Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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