you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
