I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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