what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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