so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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