Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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