Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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