I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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