doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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