I smell stomach acid.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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