No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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