Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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