return my video game
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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