Nicole vs. Life
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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