the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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