hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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