call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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