Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
we should paint friendship bongs
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