people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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