dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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