You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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You. Win. At. Life.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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