The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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